Disregard the hair. Note the sign. Where are counterfeiters laundering their Benjamins these days? Dumpy ice cream shops at outlet malls in Woodburn, Oregon, apparently.
DW: Why don't you take anything bigger than a $20?
Server: We get a lot of counterfeits here.
DW: No S**t?!
Server: Really. Not that I would know if I was holding a fake or not.
DW: Therein lies the rub.
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